Here’s Why You’re Stuck Feeling Like S&*$

(And What Your Hormones Have to Do With It)

Let’s cut the fluff, you’re tired, bloated, moody, breaking out like a teenager, and dragging yourself through each day with caffeine and dry shampoo. You’re not lazy. You’re not crazy. You’re not falling apart.

But you might be hormonally wrecked.

Most women have been gaslit into thinking this daily struggle is “just part of being a woman” or “just getting older.” Spoiler alert: IT'S NOT.

Sick & tired of feeling sick & tired?

🔍 What’s Actually Going On?

If you’re stuck in a cycle of:

• 😵‍💫 Fatigue that doesn’t improve with rest

• 😩 Mood swings that make you feel like a stranger to yourself

• 💨 Bloating after everything you eat

• 💔 Low libido and zero motivation

• 🧠 Brain fog so bad you forget your own zip code

• 🧴 Breakouts despite investing in the fanciest skincare

Your hormones are likely out of whack.

🧬 Your Hormones Run the Show

Think of hormones like text messages your body sends to itself. When those messages are off, delayed, or sent to the wrong inbox — chaos follows. And we’re not talking just PMS or menopause.

Even in your 20s and 30s, hormone imbalances can totally derail your health, beauty, and confidence.

Key players?

• Cortisol (stress queen)

• Estrogen & Progesterone (your monthly mood managers)

• Testosterone (hello, sex drive and motivation)

• Insulin (controls your energy and fat storage)

• Thyroid hormones (your metabolism’s engine)

  
  

🚨 Why You Feel Like S&*$

Let’s break it down:

• You’re burnt out. Chronic stress = cortisol overload. That wrecks everything from sleep to metabolism.

• You’re inflamed. From processed food, toxic beauty products, and skipping meals (guilty).

• Your blood sugar is on a rollercoaster. Energy crashes? Cravings? You’re not weak, you’re out of sync.

• You’ve been dismissed. Most doctors overlook early hormone imbalances if you’re not trying to get pregnant or menopausal.

  
  

💁‍♀️ You Deserve Better. Here’s What to Do.

1. Get Tested- No more guessing games. A simple hormone panel can reveal what’s really going on beneath the surface.

2. Eat to Support Your Cycle- Nourish your body with real food, balance your blood sugar, and don’t fear healthy fats. (Olive oil > oat milk lattes.)

3. Manage Stress Like It’s Your Job- Because honestly? It kind of is. Whether it’s walks, therapy, or saying no — your cortisol will thank you.

4. Consider Functional Solutions- Bio-identical hormone therapy, peptides, supplements, and lifestyle tweaks can get you feeling like yourself again — or even better.

   
   

💖 Final Truth Bomb

You don’t have to “push through” feeling like crap.You’re not meant to suffer silently because “everyone else is tired too.”You can feel radiant, rested, and emotionally stable again.

You just need someone who sees you, hears you, and knows hormones like the back of her gloved hand.

(Hi, I’m Nurse Afton 👩🏼‍⚕️)

🔥 Ready to stop feeling like S&*$ and start feeling like that girl again?

Let’s check your hormones, make a plan, and get you glowing from the inside out.

📅 Book your consult now, your comeback starts here.